Bathroom Rule # 45: Pretend Poop Don't Smell

Rule #45: Do NOT Comment on the Stench

One Shall not complain about the foul odor produced by others. You know not where that other man has been and shall not pass audible judgment on that person for ridding their body of the foul substance that now scents the public bathroom you are currently in.

That being said, if you laid the pit of eternal stench, you should be ready for nasty looks, even if the other men are not allowed to comment (partly due to rule #32).

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