Bathroom Rule # 37: Mouth Breathing = Bad


Countless times I have been sitting on the toilet, minding my own business, only to hear someone come in and go to a urinal - mouth breathing.

Mouth breathing is annoying as shit to begin with. Doing it in the bathroom makes it not only annoying, but unsafe and unsanitary. Your nose hairs filter out germs, dirt, bugs, dust and other micro-elements when you breath. Mouth breathers get all of that junk directly and unfiltered.

So - any germs that might be floating around in the bathroom (which are A LOT) have easy access to the mouth breathers out there.

Advice: If you are having trouble breathing out of your nose and are out of breath simply on a trip to the bathroom - get your lazy arse off the couch and get some exercise so you can breath right. If it's something medical, get the proper medical attention. Just do all you can to STOP MOUTH BREATHING!

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