Bathroom Rule # 49: Don't Pass the Paper

DO NOT under any circumstances ask someone who happens to be in a stall next to you to pass the toilet paper. If you have just finished conducting business and realize that you do not have anything to wipe with you either:

A) Man up and use the roll or a sock
B) Wait until the coast is clear and hop into another stall

At no point in the bathroom process should you exchange anything hand to hand with another person.

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