Rule #2: No Smiling
Nothing says, "Creepy" like someone who is smiling as they walk out of a stall. I have no idea what put the smile on your face or why you have such a grin, but it's creepy. I can only imagine what must have happened on your stint on the porcelain god that gave you the giggles. Wait...I don't want to imagine it.
When someone is smiling as you pass them in or coming out of the restroom, you are left wondering so many questions. Is there a joke that you're missing? Did they lay some rotten eggs for me to discover? Did I just miss a really sultry and disturbing event in the public restroom?
Only the person breaking Rule #2 knows (and perhaps the other end of the sultry event) and THAT is just unfair. So quit smiling in the bathroom
Rule: Smiling should be restricted at all times in public bathrooms. If you feel the need to smile, please cover your mouth with toilet paper and pretend to be blowing your nose.
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