Bathroom Rule # 5: Urinal Stare

Rule #5: The Urinal Stare

Gentlemen at the urinal should always stare forward with their head raised at a 45 degree angle toward the ceiling. At no point should your head or eyes shift to your right or left side. Under no circumstances is it allowable to look at someone else at another urinal or at a downward angle where you may catch something unwanted with your peripheral vision.

For those with neck problems, it is at times acceptable to stare at the urinal cake in the urinal in which you are peeing, but only if their is a partition separating you from the other urinals.