Bathroom Rule #4: No Masturbation

Rule #4: Don't Masturbate in the Public Restroom

Nothing is right about pleasuring yourself in a public restroom. Not only is it effing weird, but I think it can also spread diseases. Clearly falling at Rule #4, in NO situation is it okay to masturbate in or out of a stall in a public restroom. It's bad enough that we have to hear sounds of bathroom goings on, but to add flapping or squishing of taking care of yourself is unacceptable.
Leave the diddling for your home.

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