Bathroom Rule # 13: Don't Look at my Ying Yang (AKA Keep your chins up, gentlemen)
If you just have no choice but to use the urinal next to another man when there is no divider, keep your eyes above your shoulder level and forward while you pee. The last thing I want to catch while I am relieving myself is to look over and see your eyes glanced down in the direction of my family jewels. It's not that hard to look straight forward or up. And you DON'T need to keep an eye on yourself. If you are a human being you can feel when you are done. A simple quick glance as you step up to the place to make sure you are aiming on target will suffice, but then get that chin up fool!
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