Bathroom Rule #16: The Roll is Not For Wiping

Rule #16: Don't Wipe with the Roll

No matter how out of toilet paper your stall is, in almost no circumstance is it acceptable to wipe using the empty cardboard toilet paper roll. Not only is it bad for your butt, it's also conducive to picking up and absorbing all the germs that are floating around in that bathroom stall.

Don't wipe with it. Use it for a bong or to build a cheap toy light saber, but don't wipe with it.